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Post by iDesign on Mar 12, 2009 3:09:58 GMT -5
Yeah right. hahaaha ya mum jokes are welcome here at tS, we should have a comp for those. It came to my attention that we needed a "Your Mum" thread. So here it is! Remember, keep it totally not clean and offensive nice. Have fun  |
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Post by [T]wlžTïd on Mar 12, 2009 5:18:57 GMT -5
Yo momma so stupid, someone said its chillie outside so she ran outside with a bowl and spoon! i dunno lmao |
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Post by iDesign on Mar 12, 2009 10:58:14 GMT -5
Yo momma has such hairy armpits, she looks like she's got bob marley in a headlock |
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Post by [T]wlžTïd on Mar 12, 2009 17:06:51 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat in order to get her throught the front door, i had to oil her down and hold a twinky on the other side.
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Post by iDesign on Mar 12, 2009 17:42:44 GMT -5
You momma so fat, if she walks past the TV you won't see it again for a day. (This is turning into a TwizTid vs iDesign "Yo Momma" competition ) |
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Post by Spud on Mar 12, 2009 22:58:14 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a dollar she made change. Yes I know that wasnt all that but its one i remembered  |
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Post by [T]wlžTïd on Mar 13, 2009 5:17:23 GMT -5
Yo momma so cross eyed she dropped a dime andpicked up 2 nickels. lmao heard that one 2day |
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Post by Rubber Ducky on Mar 13, 2009 13:53:52 GMT -5
Haha nice
Yo momma so uncordinated she tripped over a wireless phone
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Post by iDesign on Mar 13, 2009 13:54:45 GMT -5
^ I actually lol'd.
Yo momma so fat that she had to be baptized at sea world.
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Post by `elli on Mar 13, 2009 21:03:52 GMT -5
Your mom goes to college/is a sea cow/Chuck Norris.
Maybe we need a Chuck Norris thread, as well. :I
Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. |
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Post by xcessive on Mar 13, 2009 21:07:38 GMT -5
^ lol you make me laugh elli.
Yeh i love Chuck Norris. Hes my favourite person basically.
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Post by Rubber Ducky on Mar 14, 2009 17:02:55 GMT -5
Go to Google, put in find chuck norris and hit I'm Feeling Lucky
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Post by [T]wlžTïd on Mar 15, 2009 16:31:57 GMT -5
Lmao ^
Yo moma so fat she went to the beach and greenpeace tried throwing her back into the water.
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Post by Jackaroo™ on Mar 15, 2009 16:55:21 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat when she dived into the sea the whales sat there in chorus singing " We are family; I got my brothers and my sisters and me"
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hahaaha ya mum jokes are welcome here at tS, we should have a comp for those.
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