Post by Anecdote on Jun 20, 2009 12:31:18 GMT -5
Okay wow f**k today has to be the most ridiculous f**king day of my life...
I'm 16, and my girlfriend is 17.
I went over to my girlfriends house earlier this afternoon you know, going to hangout for a bit, get laid and my whole life gets f**ked up.
There's this douche bag guy that she used to talk alot with that I hated, and his car was parked in her driveway when i pulled up, so I'm like, okay... what the f**k?
I don't bother knocking or ringing the doorbell because she always lets me in and I'm good friends with her family, I run up the stairs and slowly creep the door open to surprise her you know like, "Hey I'm here!!" but to my own disbelief, her and this f*ggot are making out on her bed.
I was so furious I sprinted to the bed and hit him in the face as hard as I could about three times, words were exchanged as well as a few more fists and my girlfriend seperated us (he's lucky for that) and she told me to wait in her room and that she would explain everything as she walked him out.
I was really outraged two minutes later she comes back and she starts pulling bullsh*t excuses, telling me he made a move on her and that she swears she didn't want to or anything, we get in an argument and she pushed me and then slapped me, so I punched her in the f**king face.
I really don't know what the hell I was thinking but she started crying, and she yelled at me to get out so I did I stormed off all f**king mad, even more mad for what I just did. I got home and went straight to my room and my mom comes in and she asked me why I've been so quiet (bear in mind i've been home for like 4 1/2 hours now) and I told her what happened.
My mom was really mad at me but really felt bad for me for what had happened, me and this girl dated for two years now...
So my mom wraps her arm around me and says how much she feels for me but how scared she was for me, then she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
I'm 16, and my girlfriend is 17.
I went over to my girlfriends house earlier this afternoon you know, going to hangout for a bit, get laid and my whole life gets f**ked up.
There's this douche bag guy that she used to talk alot with that I hated, and his car was parked in her driveway when i pulled up, so I'm like, okay... what the f**k?
I don't bother knocking or ringing the doorbell because she always lets me in and I'm good friends with her family, I run up the stairs and slowly creep the door open to surprise her you know like, "Hey I'm here!!" but to my own disbelief, her and this f*ggot are making out on her bed.
I was so furious I sprinted to the bed and hit him in the face as hard as I could about three times, words were exchanged as well as a few more fists and my girlfriend seperated us (he's lucky for that) and she told me to wait in her room and that she would explain everything as she walked him out.
I was really outraged two minutes later she comes back and she starts pulling bullsh*t excuses, telling me he made a move on her and that she swears she didn't want to or anything, we get in an argument and she pushed me and then slapped me, so I punched her in the f**king face.
I really don't know what the hell I was thinking but she started crying, and she yelled at me to get out so I did I stormed off all f**king mad, even more mad for what I just did. I got home and went straight to my room and my mom comes in and she asked me why I've been so quiet (bear in mind i've been home for like 4 1/2 hours now) and I told her what happened.
My mom was really mad at me but really felt bad for me for what had happened, me and this girl dated for two years now...
So my mom wraps her arm around me and says how much she feels for me but how scared she was for me, then she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.