So, i might be going to jail.

[Anecdote]

Okay wow f**k today has to be the most ridiculous f**king day of my life...

I'm 16, and my girlfriend is 17.

I went over to my girlfriends house earlier this afternoon you know, going to hangout for a bit, get laid and my whole life gets f**ked up.

There's this douche bag guy that she used to talk alot with that I hated, and his car was parked in her driveway when i pulled up, so I'm like, okay... what the f**k?

I don't bother knocking or ringing the doorbell because she always lets me in and I'm good friends with her family, I run up the stairs and slowly creep the door open to surprise her you know like, "Hey I'm here!!" but to my own disbelief, her and this f*ggot are making out on her bed.

I was so furious I sprinted to the bed and hit him in the face as hard as I could about three times, words were exchanged as well as a few more fists and my girlfriend seperated us (he's lucky for that) and she told me to wait in her room and that she would explain everything as she walked him out.

I was really outraged two minutes later she comes back and she starts pulling bullsh*t excuses, telling me he made a move on her and that she swears she didn't want to or anything, we get in an argument and she pushed me and then slapped me, so I punched her in the f**king face.

I really don't know what the hell I was thinking but she started crying, and she yelled at me to get out so I did I stormed off all f**king mad, even more mad for what I just did. I got home and went straight to my room and my mom comes in and she asked me why I've been so quiet (bear in mind i've been home for like 4 1/2 hours now) and I told her what happened.

My mom was really mad at me but really felt bad for me for what had happened, me and this girl dated for two years now...

So my mom wraps her arm around me and says how much she feels for me but how scared she was for me, then she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Parker]

So why might you be going to jail?

[xcessive]

Sweet story lol
i love the fresh prince of Bel Air, good show
"so I punched her in the f**king face." epic lol

[Conor]

I got all into it before the last paragraph. xD


Well written. It kept me hooked.

[`elli]

Ha ha, I love Bel-Air stories. xD Commie-pasta ending with a Russian twist on Bel-Air is funnier, though. P: If I was on my PC, I'd post one. D:

[xcessive]

You should elli, things are pretty boring around here nowadays

[`elli]

Ha ha, well, I'll be sure to when I get back. Mmk, pumpkin?

[Rubber Ducky]

haha elli lol i cant wait to see this

[[T]wlžTïd]

Good story dragged me into it lmao
but yall are goin outside te box on this one... he posts about goin to jail and you guys say "love the bel air part" LMAO

funny stuff

[yilduz]

Jun 21, 2009 4:45:59 GMT -5 xcessive said:

"so I punched her in the f**king face." epic lol

Seconded. Best part of the story lol.

[xcessive]

Hey yilduz havnt seen your around for a while XD good to see ya

[yilduz]

Jul 6, 2009 23:42:43 GMT -5 xcessive said:

Hey yilduz havnt seen your around for a while XD good to see ya

Yeah, I haven't been around much... and every time I come here, there is no activity in the coding boards.

How are things? I'm starting to come online more... I'm working on getting a good balance between internet and outside. I keep leaning too far in one direction and end up neglecting the other.

[xcessive]

Jul 13, 2009 12:45:53 GMT -5 yilduz said:

Jul 6, 2009 23:42:43 GMT -5 xcessive said:

Hey yilduz havnt seen your around for a while XD good to see ya

Yeah, I haven't been around much... and every time I come here, there is no activity in the coding boards.

How are things? I'm starting to come online more... I'm working on getting a good balance between internet and outside. I keep leaning too far in one direction and end up neglecting the other.

Its cool, i had a while where i didnt log in. Real life > anything online. However when you have your life in order and a bit of spare time its always nice to come and hang out with like minded people from all over the world

[[T]wlžTïd]

ya biacth guys jk jk

i still love that story, i hit unknown up on msn and was like dude hows jail? i still didntget that it was a joke! lmao he had to tell me.